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> A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
>with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
>
> The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome
>to Wal-Mart Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
>
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they
> ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell
>would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
>
> 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I
just
> couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you
