I Found this online, I liked it so therefore I am sharing it:

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly …..  mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.

Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!

The DEA is putting on a program tomorrow to collect unused prescription and non-prescription medications at 5,000 locations nationwide. Thats a great thing, however their advertisements are kinda strange (at least with the wording). The sign says "Got Drugs?" hoping that people will stop by their local drop off point to properly dispose of medications. 

It is true that improperly disposing of medications, such as dumping them in your toilet or throwing them away can polute our water supply, so there this is a good thing that our government is helping protect the environment. However check this out:

Now one thing I found out was in my area, there is one drop off location at an Elementary School. What the hell? A school really? I thought those were drug free zones? All I have to say is..... Thank you to our government to send the wrong message to the community by putting a collection site at an elementary school.  The authorities did not think this location through.

For more information, go to the DEA website: http://www.deadiversion.usdoj.gov/drug_disposal/takeback/index.html