I popped the curb and did a header over the handlebars. Broke the top of my now unfunny humerous bone. Bicycle helmets work. Make your kids wear them! It ain't a point for compromise.
I will have to find a surgeon tomorrow. Wish me luck and cheer me up.
PS I got the X-Rays on CD I might upload it if I can find a Windows PC here. Penguin Rulez!