Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house, everyone was pimping, even the mouse.
When out on the lawn there arouse such a clatter.
I sprang from my 'piece' to see what was the matter?
What to my wondering eyes should appear?
A big red Dick and eight fuckin reindeer!
Up on the roof and down the chimney, like a bat out of hell.
I knew right away, the fat fuck had fell!
He stuffed our stockings with pretzels and beer.
And a big rubber dick, for my brother, the queer.
Back up the chimney with a thunderous fart!
That FAT BASTARD, blew my chimney apart!!
And I heard him exclaim, as he rode out of sight...
"Piss on you all, it's been a hell of a night!"
~Unkown Author~
