53 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on August 23, 2006
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Born on March 7th
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I do not look it but I am 35 years old.I was named after Sean Connery so natuarlly James Bond is my hero.I have a tendency to say what is on my mind which usually gets me into trouble.Cleaning my house naked turns me on.Watching someone else clean my house naked is even better. Cold beans always taste better to me.I am a SYCOPHANT (n. a self-seeking, servile flatterer) and proud of it.If you are wondering about the nickname it is pronounced O P .It was given to me when I was 19 and it means a BIG FAT PIG in Hawaii (so I was told, but never verified, and I am not sure if the spelling is the same) and that which I am not.I guess it is like giving a big guy the nickname Tiny. Only my closest friends still call me that now.
53 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on August 23, 2006
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Born on March 7th
Interests
My favorite sport has to be Golf.
I don't enjoy watching it but I love playing it.
If you are wondering why Golf? It is because it is the only sport that a sexy woman actually delivers you beer whilest you are playing.
Plus you won't get arrested for drinking and driving (the golf cart I mean).
Unlike sex, It is considered a good thing to finish the hole with one stroke.
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