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What are you waiting for?
or do some of these people on here have some really scary default pix on purpose?
Yeah yeah...I'm bored, and about to go find something else for my drunken ass to do...
God bless cool women,
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up for injustice.
They don't take "No" for an answer, when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without new shoes so their children can have them.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel, and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
Women do more than just give birth.
They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same."
Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same.
You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose.
You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose.
A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.
If a girl accidently burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidently burps, he will follow it with a dozen more.
Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.
Most baby girls talk before boys do. Most boys try to avoid speaking.
Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.
If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.
If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
So I'm wondering...I had a date the beginning of last month. It was to be postponed a day or two, because the guys truck was in the shop. Then...nothin, no calls, no texts, for a month. He sent me a text a couple days ago apologizing and saying he'd been in JAIL the past month. Apparently he got a DUI the night after he got his truck out of the shop. I looked it up online, and sure enough, he had been in jail for the past month. But I wonder a couple things...
1. Why didn't he get ahold of me when his truck was done? If we had gone out that night instead of him going to some friends house, the drama that ensued there wouldn't have happened and he wouldn't have that DUI.
2. He SAYS he learned his lesson, but do I believe him? Do I give him another chance? He did get ahold of me as soon as he got home.
I dunno if I'm just overthinking this because I always do. I have good reason to be cautious when it comes to men, but am I being TOO cautious? Or am I thinking about not giving him another chance because of the crush I have on someone else? (Which should be irrelevant since the someone else is living with someone and I can't and won't go there.)
*shrugs* Just thoughts that needed to come out of my head. Thanks to anyone who actually reads this :D
