Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America... are there disabled parking spaces in front of a skating rink.
Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a Diet Coke.
Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.
Only in America... do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.
Only in America... do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss a call from someone they didn't wanted to talk to in the first place.
Only in America... do they sell hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packs of eight.
