I couldn't resist this last blog!...I received it as an e-mail from my 85 year old aunt!
This was in the Calgary Sun. the title of the article was "Best Comeback
Line Ever."
In summary; the police arrested Ward Branham, a 22-year-old white male,
resident of Lethbridge, Alberta, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on
Friday.
Ward will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public
indecency, and public intoxication
at the Calgary courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided
to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around there for miles.
At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Ward went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in
it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."
"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment.
In the process, Ward apparently failed to notice a police car
approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brin Taylor
approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I
walked up to (Ward) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when SHE approached Ward.
" I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you
are screwing a pumpkin?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
looked me straight in the face and said...
"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
