Naddles and Jellyspoons
When Three Dead Boys got up to fight.
Back to Back,
They Faced each other,
Drew their swords,
and shot each other,
A deaf Policeman,
Heard the noise,
He ran,
and shot,
the Two dead boys.
I you don't believe,
this lie,
is true,
ask the blindman,
for he saw it,
too.