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Oldest Profession??
created @ 03/19/2008 12:47 pm
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Ah-hahahahaha! Now I've caught you in the legitemicy of my MuMM! Observe!


Ok, so I met this chick on that "other" popular social networking site, and she lives in Arizona. She requested me, and I added her after checking that she wasn't a bot.
Cute...in a sexy way, great personality, a job and an undeniable German accent.
She sends me some pics one day over im....like two days after we met. Tells me I'm the only one she's showed them to. She's 25, by the way.
I'm taken by suprise...pleasently, then, we start talking on the phone, first time we talk, ding, dinners done.
So today my brain started thinking....am I a whore? Or is she one...her job, by the way, is entitled beauty advisor.
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