46 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: Red Jersey Girl·
Joined on September 8, 2007
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on May 27th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
46 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: Red Jersey Girl·
Joined on September 8, 2007
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on May 27th
·4 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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46 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: Red Jersey Girl·
Joined on September 8, 2007
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on May 27th
·4 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
There was a..cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their..lives sucked. The cucumber"Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,..and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at..him and says,"You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and..juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a..jar." The penis looks at him and says,"You think you have it rough?..When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,..stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I..throw up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends...If u get 0-2 back you are average..If you get 3-5 you are a freak..If you get 6-8 then you are a major freak, and need a leash.."
HOW TO MAKE LOVEIngredients:4 Laughing eyes4 Well-shaped legs4 Loving arms2 Firm milk containers2 Nuts1 Fur-lined mixing bowl1 Firm bananaDirections:1. Look into laughing eyes.2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out untilwell creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and coverwith nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,repeat 4 steps 3-5Notes:1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefullybefore and after use.2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.3. If cake rises, leave town.Send this to:0 people- your love life will be shit7 people- you will have a sweet love life and good sex8 or more people- you will find the perfect love
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