Pick the month you were born in
1 (Jan)- I cuddled with
2 (Feb)- I killed
3 (Mar)- I ran shirtless with
4 (Apr)- I raped
5 (May)- I killed
6 (Jun)- I banged
7 (Jul)- I needed
8 (Aug)- I ate out
9 (Sep)- I stabbed
10 (Oct)- I ran naked with
11 (Nov)- I slept with
12 (Dec)- I smoked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - A homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - an easter egg
18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - a bisexual
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - my dad
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
yellow - because i like taco bell
