Over 16,530,025 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
So here is yet another goddamn profile site I have to fucking keep track of just so I can see how much the internet loves me? FUCK! Shadow, why did you do this to me? I can't stand this shit, myspace is annoying enough as it is. Yet now everyone has a goddamn zwitter, or a zanga, or a geocities, or a myspace page..... And now here is fucking Fubar! Fucked Up Beyond Affordable Repair! I couldn't care less now, I hope they delete this shit because I'm not throwing forth the effort to do it myself.
"But Craig, here you can give gifts and gain..."
WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCKING RAT SEMAN BASTARD CHILD FROM THE SHIT RIDDLED BOWELS OF SATAN HIMSELF DIDN'T YOU GET?!
I'm out, anyone who really gives a fuck about finding me just skower MySpace for an asshole named Blind Kenshi. Now go ahead and make your 'Jesus must have skull raped you as a toddler, didn't he?' comments or forever hold your beer.
