THE DRUNKENMONKEY RLBF AND FM TO SDJ444's blog: "funny shit"

Body: FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. -------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will cowboy up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. ------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!! ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. --------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!! ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you. ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will ignore this NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will repost this