The pentagon annoced today the formation of a new elite fight force. It will be called the United Redneck Special forece's Team. Comprise of a bunch of good old boy's , They will be droped in Iraq and give one the five following order's
1. The season is open.
2. The is no limit.
3. They don't like counrty muisc.
4. They don't belive in god or Jeuses.
5. They are directly respncable for the death of dale Ernhart Seinor.
The pentagon belive's the problem in Iraq will be at a close by this Friday.