My New Years Resolution...
I am passing this on to you because it definitely
works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show,
you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package
of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of
the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please
pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.
