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Grey's blog: "Immigration"

created on 11/27/2006  |  http://fubar.com/immigration/b28660

My Immigration Plan

I have been mulling over the problems with immigration that have been plaguing our nation. After some thought, I have developed some ideas that draw on the ways of our nation's Old West justice. I call it "Get Legal or Get Out" 1. A border fence or barrier will be built and manned with armed National Guard troops to intercept those attempting to cross into the USA illegally. This will also include a virtual border consisting of cameras, unmanned drones, sound sensors and satellite imagery. 2. There will be amnesty for those illegals currently in our country illegally, providing that they can furnish proof of identity and pass a strict background check. Those with criminal history will be denied. Those who qualify will pay all back taxes and a fine of $5000 per family. The head of household must return to their country of origin to register for a Z Visa. 3. Any illegals caught inside the USA without proper identification will be branded with a 2" I (for illegal) on their forehead and deported back across the border. This will be strike one. 4. Anyone caught attempting to enter the USA with the I brand will be hanged on the spot. 5. Any employer who knowingly employs an illegal worker, will have their business confiscated by the Federal government to be sold at public auction. In addition, employers will be fined $100,000 per illegal employed. 6. "Coyotes" will have a bounty placed on them to be paid to the individual who turns them. "Coyotes" will be hanged when apprehended without delay. I believe that these measures will stem the flow of illegals.
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