inbredyokel's blog: "My imaginatively titled blog."

I've posted a link to a site that's trying (with others) to raise public awareness on the plight of former service personnel down in Ashtead (UK). Like many on CherryTap/Fubar, I am a former soldier. Unlike many, I was lucky to go through my tours, leaving with my bits and pieces intact and very few head problems (apart from I already had). There is a rehabilitation centre in the South of England called Headley Court, it is often the first port of call for servicemen and women returning home after being wounded in Iraq or Afghanistan. It is the only one the British have, (thanks to government cutbacks). Soldiers who may have lost limbs or suffered severe trauma spend months rebuilding their lives at the centre. An Armed Forces charity decided to buy a £ 1.7million six-bedroom house nearby so visiting relatives would have somewhere to stay, the well-heeled neighbours in Ashtead, Surrey, launched their own offensive. Basically telling these soldiers and their families, that they are not welcome. Like many others formerly in a green suit, I've lost mates, I have mates who are missing limbs, others have massive trauma and severe mental problems. And I for one am sick to my stomach of hearing about this sort of nonsense, I am having a real problem trying to understand how these people can be so uncharitable, to the very people who gifts these ingrates the ability to walk and talk freely. Now I realise the vast majority of users on here are American, and you might be wondering..."why should I help out these Brits...their food's crap...their weather's crap...all they do is play soccer (badly) and fight?" British service personnel generally work alongside their US counterparts, and there are more than a few cases involving British soldiers, who at great risk to their own lives, have fought and saved the lives of their American Brethren...several have been decorated by both the US and British Military for bravery. So...If any of you lovely people would care to take a few minutes to view this, read about the situation at Headley Court...and perhaps sign the guest book...I'll give you all the soul of my first born child (time share basis only) http://www.36grayslane.co.uk/ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=468619&in_page_id=1770 And If you don't help...I'll post a naked photo of myself in a tent when I was in Baghdad...with my one pack....

I went to the pub last night and whilst putting the world to rights over a Guinness or five, a very valid point was made regarding Hannibal. What the hell was he drinking when he came up with idea of taking elephants over The Alps to invade Rome? "Right lads, we're off to invade Rome. One problem...its The Alps...they're big, snowy, cold and slippery. I'm sure you'll agree, they're pretty much nothing like the jungle or scrubland typical of Southern Asia or the African sub-continent". "Yes boss". "So we'll get some elephants..." And with that one, I left the pub, got a curry, went home and fell asleep on the couch watching Battlestar Galactica...and drooled quite heavily on my shirt.

Well today's trip down the rollercoaster track of terror, that is the out there thrill a minute adrenaline fueled steriod pumped heart racing tale with explosive special effects that ILM wished they could do...or what I call, "life", involved myself and a new discovery in my pants. Underpants straight from the dryer, are pretty darned special. And armed with this new knowledge, I sat on the couch eating sour cream and onion pringles, watching some Bill Bailey and had a good old scratch...where eventually I fell asleep and drooled...quite alot.