MY FAVORiTE QUOTES
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1. "WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET IT ON?"
2. "MY SHIT IS BANANAS..."
3. "TO PEE.....OR NOT TO PEE..."
4. "I THINK I CRAPPED MY PANTS..."
5. "YOU WANT TO PUT THAT WHERE?!!"
6. "YOU DID WHAT? TO WHO? FOR HOW MANY COOKIES?"
7. "THEY CALL IT A PERIOD...BUT IT'S MORE LIKE A COMMA..."
8. "GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW!"
9. "BRING OUT THE FRISKIES IN YOUR CAT..."
10. "SIR...JUST BECAUSE IT'S CALLED A RESTROOM, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN NAP IN HERE..."
11. "ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?......-ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND..."
12. "HAVING A BABY CHANGES EVERYTHING....EVEN THE COLOR OF YOUR CARPET..."
13. "HE SAID HE WAS ONLY 4 INCHES...I LAUGHED UNTIL WE DID IT...THEN I CRIED.....IT WAS 4 INCHES AROUND..."
14. "MY STOMACH HURTS... -WHY? LAST NIGHT I MET THIS GUY
WHO WAS REALLY TALL....WE HAD A FEW DRINKS....
AND WE FUCKED STANDING UP.....HE SAID I WAS THE TIGHTEST PUSSY HE'S EVER HAD.....-SO WHY DOES YOUR STOMACH HURT? HE WAS FUCKING MY BELLY BUTTON...."
15. "ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD? -NO DUMBASS!!!
........WELL THEN...YOUR A BITCH."
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I MADE MOST OF THESE UP.......
BUT FEEL FREE TO LAUGH AT THEM ANYWAY.......
YOU CAN REPOST & GIVE YOUR POSSE A CHUCKLE
AND THAT 'RESTROOM' INCIDENT.....ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME.....
