ganja's blog: "My dumb thoughts (and other stuff)"

BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this, Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. Mommy I ran as fast as I could, When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true, And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you." ****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost**** Please if you would, Pass this around, I'd be happy if you could, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Dont send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are

Some thoughts and questions I had. Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings? Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears? Can a unborn baby fart or burp? If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count? If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness? Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats? Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast? What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question? Is it possible to be allergic to water? When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God? Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it? If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it? Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun? Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables? How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color? Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? Whats a question with no answer called? How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there? When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them? If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb? "What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?" Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing? Do bald people get dandruff? Why doesn't baking soda freeze? What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty? If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee? Can a person with no ears wear glasses? Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)? Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too? If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop? How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes? Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute? If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart? Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket? Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores? Do stairs go up or down? Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Can mute people burp? Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? That's all for now lol. Buh Bye!