SERIn Luv w Dyeanna's blog: "My Archnemesis"

The spoon is my archnemesis

All of my noodles lay scattered upon the floor

My plate mocking me with its square-toothed smile

What have I done to deserve such treachery?

I thought us united by a common bond

But the crafty fork,it seems,has split us apart

Never to be joined harmoniously again

I will now cast an untrusting eye on you,O spoon

Your hollow depths deceiving me for the final time

No more will I clean your shiny surface

You,dear spoon,leave me NO choice.....

I must consume ALL my edibles with my hands