Mr. Universe Final Questions
Question : "Mr. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?"
Mr. America : "Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen"
Question : "How can you say so?"
Mr. America : "Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ "
(Applause! Applause!)
Question : "Mr. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?"
Mr. Spain : "Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)"
Question : "How can you say so?"
Mr. Spain : "Because it charges every time it sees an opening."
(Applause! Applause!)
Question : "Mr. Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? "
Mr. Philippines : "Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors"
Question : "How can you say so?"
Mr. Philippines : "Because it passes from mouth to mouth."
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question : "Mr. Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?"
Mr. Iran : "Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves."
Question : "How can you say so? "
Mr. Iran : "Because they like to enter through the back door."
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Question : "Mr. India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?"
Mr. India : "Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers"
Question : "How can you say so?"
Mr. India : "Because it works day and night......"
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question : "Mr. Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Mr. Singapore : "Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose)."
Question : "How can you say so?"
Mr. Singapore : "It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over."
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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And last but not least, Mr. Malaysia..Mr. Chazzy Osbourne..
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Question : "Mr. Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? "
Mr. Malaysia : "Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car"
Question : "How can you say so?"
Mr. Malaysia : "Look tough but actually very soft!"
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause! Farted!)
