the inventor of harley-daivdson motorcycles,arthur daivdson,died and went to heave.at the gates st peter told arthur,''since you been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world,your reward is,you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.''
arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,''i want to hang out with god.''
st peter took arthur to the throne room,and introduced him to god.''
god recongnized arthur and commented,okay so you were the one who invented the harley daivdson motorcycles?
arthur said yah thats me!
god commented,well whats the big deal in inventing something thats pretty unstable,makes noise and pollution and cant run without a road.
arthurwas apparantly embarrased but finally spoke ,excus mebut arent you the inventer of women?god said yes.
well said arthur professional to professnal you have some major flaws in your invention.
number one to much on-consistancy in the front end protrusin.
number two it chatters constantly at high speeds.
number three mostrear ends are to soft and wobbles to much.
number four the in takeis placed to close to the exhaust.
number fivethe maintance cost are out rages.
hmmmmm you may have some good pointsthere replied god,hold on,godwent to his celestial super computer and typed in a few words and waited for the results,the computer printed out a slip of paper and god read it well.
it may be true that my invention is flawed god said to arthur but according to these numbers more men are riding my invention than yours.....................................................
