Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day
