Hello.
Many people say you should start at the beginning, but what if you don't know where that is? Shall I just start with the basics and work my way up? Or is that too over used? Let us be different?

I'm a terrible excuse for a human being; I swear, I'm sarcastic, I'm rude, I complain, I'm always so damn miserable, I'm selfish, I'm lazy, I'm just a prick in general and I don't care too much about it.
But I can be better than that. I'm a better human than many of you, and that's what makes me so bad at being one. I hate litter, I hate swearing in front of little kids and I'll be outraged if anyone else did it. I care so much that I'd ask a complete stranger if they were all right, because I can't stand to see other people feeling down; even if I really hated someone, I'd still feel obliged to be nice the majority of the time. I will listen to anyone's problems, even if it drove me to insanity, because seeing them get it off their chest is more important. I can be so selfless at times, and will always try to put other people before myself, even if at the same time, it means being selfish as well.

I have high expectations for the future, but achieving these goals is a different matter from dreaming of them.