Ded Elf's blog: "moof and pie"

http://www.sunjournal.com/story/224409-3/LewistonAuburn/Man_held_in_string_of_burglaries/ Wed around noon, this mother fucker decided he was going to waltz his happy ass right into our home through the front door... With my g/f's 8 year old sister sitting in the front room on her computer. Ugly, short, and in jail now... but I gotta give him credit for having the balls to do that. I shouldn't have been a nice guy and let him leave. I shoulda broke his damn neck. Probably would have got a medal or something from the cops.

It just dawned on me... aside from my girlfriend, I have no friends. Online or offline. Wow... even those little geeky kids in high school that everyone picks on have friends online. Damn I suck.

I wonder about my girl's patience. She's been asking where her ring is. For weeks now. Last night she gave up hinting. And just outright asked me to marry her. I think she's grown tired waiting for my happy ass.