I hate illinois nazis
Current mood: blues brothers rock
well it is not illinois nazi's that I hate (well I do, but that is not what this is going to be about) no, this is going to be about the 2 groups of people thatI am a little bit fed up with. And those two groups are the Fashion nazis and the music nazis. I think I will start with the music nazi's first. Now for those of you that know me I am currently back in the booth and spinning tunes at a club in cleveland. Now for the most part I have a very wide taste in music, alot of which, by popular definition, is crap. Now I believe that everyone is entitled to there opinion, and if you do not like something that is fine. But what I hate is those people who go out of there way to tell me that all music that is not what they like sucks. it does not matter to these people what the merits of said music are of course. No these people are completely blind. for those of you that read this and think that I am talking about you, realize that I am not. as I said every one is entitled to their own opinoin. I am refering to those people who do not realize that musical taste is all opinion, oh no. I am talking about people who think that musical taste is a fact that only they and the select few people they know realize it. (ok the grammer in that sentance probably sucks and I am sorry for that, I am a bit tired). Now I would like to throw a few facts to these people real fast. To the ones that think that no one likes country music. well there is a little system in place to figure out what the ratings are for various types of music they are called the arbitron ratings. (like the neilson ratings for TV) now when these ratings come back it is interesting to see that the most wide spread and listened to music in the country is in fact country, followed by rock and then R&B. (this info is a few months old so rock may no longer be second) now the funny thing is that it is not even a close contest as to who is in the number one slot. now that we have that out of the way. I hate when I talk to some one, and we start talking about music. And as we speak for a while I will probably say I like something that they do not like. ok, no problem, I understand. and at that point I am willing to let it go. But then these nazis start to run on about how "so and so band" has sold out. and this is where the fan becomes the nazi. I will always ask what makes them think that said band has sold out and the most common answer I get is "well they are mainstream now." WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT. So you are saying that since people like their music they have now magicaly sold out. Then they will tell me that said band has toned down a bit since they were unsinged. well let me tell you something you god damned fool. Once you do something every night it gets old. if you are doing shock rock, you are going to get sick of one upping your self every night. If you are playing any type of music and have a brain it may come around that you want to change it up a bit to make it interesting. (unless you are ACDC of course as they have been making the same song for the past 30 years or so). Now I will admit that some bands have changed a bit after they get signed. but I look at it like this. I am broke and trying to scrape by playing music. A man walks up to me and says I will get a six figure check and royalties if I just tone it down a bit. now what would any rational person say to this. I rest my case. I do realize that I probably have not made a strong point in that rambling little narritive, and I know I could go back and rewrite it. but I am tired as I said above, so it will proably just be worse if I do that. And anyways I have one more topic to cover before I go befriend sweet slumber and all those women that reside in my dreams. (get those sick thoughts out of your head I am not that popular there either) that other topic is of course fashion nazis. These are the people that think no matter what you wear it is wrong and uncool unless it matches what you wear. and this pisses me off for the simple reason of : Who in the fuck are you to tell me what I should wear. Clothing is about how you wear it, not so much what you wear. Now if I am going out to have a good time I am probably going to dress comfortably. Now to me this means a loose pair of pants (to allow my anatomy to swing freely) and a loose t-shirt that I can move in. If I am going to a club I will probably dress for where ever I am going. but the last thing I want to hear when I walk into the chamber (its a goth club in cleveland. at least it is as far as I can tell) and some one tells me that since i am not wearing black finger nail polish, I am not goth, there for I am in the wrong place. (not that any one in that particular club has said that to me. in fact they all seem like very nice people. but it happened in chicago, and I just wanted to use an example a little closer to where I am now). Or if I am not dressed exactly right I get called a poser. which I am not. I am just fricking comfortable. is it that hard to contemplate people. hell I may be weird but I like being able to move without crushing my balls with every step (guys out there may or may not know how that feels). and let me finish this little bit with this. women I have been made to wear your clothes for reasons that I do not want to get into, but I have no idea how you can do it, and have infinite respect for you. especially when you wear a corset, god bless you (whatever god you follow that is). I just have one more thing to say before I sign off and hope to sleep. Now if you do not smoke that is a personal choice, awsome good for you , have a cookie. But if you think it is a good idea to cough or something like that when I decide to light up. then I got news for you. it is much safer to smoke than bitch at me about me smoking. trust me you have a much higher chance of getting you fucking head slammed into the nearest hard object when you cough at me or make a rude comment. mainly because I find it rude and very annoying. I will make it a point to blow my smoke in your face just to let you know what an ass you are. and I realize smoking is not healthy for me. but if you tan all I can say is that I at least do not shoot radiation into my body to look darker. And when you tell me that smoking is not healthy do you think I am going to throw my smoke down and thank you for saving my life you fucking pleasure nazi. Well that is all I have to get off of my chest tonight, I know that my prose suck and probably rambles way to much to be of any help in trying to figure out what is going on in my head right now lol. but I am off right now. and if anyone is looking for a good place to party come down to Club Bacchus (620 frankfort right off of west 6th, big blue awning, you cannot miss it) in cleveland and say hi and enjoy the 80s I spin on thursday or the top 40s I spin on saturday. Well this is now my bedtime. so I think I am going to smoke, drink and pass out or sleep. If you make it this far leave me a comment so I know who you are
*hugs and kisses all who want them* This is Death signing out
