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I'm a 44 year old Married Woman and I'm open minded , Sweet , kind , and Brutally honest ..... I'm here for Friends .......... No cam either ....... I'm Busy 24/7 I may be here , I may not be I have poor health , I'm 5 feet 6 inches tall , black hair , Glasses with brown eye's , and a Big woman ............GUESS WHAT I LOVE WOMAN TOO ! I just deleted a few people who don't talk with me or here for only one thing ! TRY GETTING TO KNOW ME , I call people by Hon. Darlin, babe if you don't like it go else where !!Tired of games !!! and LAIRS !! My Husband Doesn't touch me nor does he have sex with me , I am ignored for video games ..... He says he has no Sex drive . So I am looking for friends ! He does know I come here and checks once in a while ........

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Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___

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While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes)

Faint__

Laugh__
Cry__
Moan__
Wiggle__
Twist__
Jerk about__
Pant__
Sweat___
Scream__
Hum__
Whistle__

Sleep__

Cuddle__
Just lie there__


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What is ur preferred pace? (place "X" in appropriate spaces)
Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___

Do you like rough sex?
No__ Sometimes__ Always__

Do you like to talk dirty?
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When is the best time to reach u and where? (place "X" in appropriate spaces)
Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite___ Where___________________

How late can u stay out? (place "X" in appropriate spaces)
11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite___

Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list:



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What would you do to me if you had me alone in your bedroom for a night?


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A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and b...eautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

Mermaids do not exist.

But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
They would have no sex life and could not bear children.
Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.

At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "See More
By: Delphine Fieberg