Sparkie aka Paul's blog: "Mistress......"

I will not use Mistress's bra as a sling.
> I will not goose Mistress when she isn't looking.
> I will not make funny noises when Mistress is on the phone.
> I will not call Mistress's underwear "granny panties".
> I will not expel gas and blame it on Mistress.
> I will not make up cutesy names for Mistress's whips, floggers, or
> paddles.
> I will not put Mistress's blindfold on the Cat.
> I will not try and give away any of Mistress's toys.
> I will not giggle and yell "Quit Tickling" while Mistress is
flogging me.
> I will not participate in belching contests with other subbies.
> I will not hide the remote from Mistress.
> I will not snore while scening with Mistress.
> I will not drool when we go into the leather shop.
> I will not yell "Hail Satan!" when Mistress orders me to do
something.
> I will not say "Oh yeah! You and what army" to Mistress.
> I will not starch Mistress's bra.
> I will not drop kick Mistress's cat.
> I will not use Mistress's hairbrush to kill bugs of any kind.
> I will not poke Mistress and say "Oh! Oh! Oh!" when we pass a sale
> rack in Wal-Mart.