Helpful Hints From Miss Andi

*Rate me honestly... a 1 is worth the same amount of points as a 10, but if you don't think I'm at least a 5 you need to re-think your standards...*

*Do NOT propose fu-marriage to me*

*Don't ask to see my NSFW, if you can't see them it means I don't have any... DUH!*

*Don't ask me to rate/comment/look at your NSFW...*

*Don't ask for my yahoo... If I wanted you to have it I would give it to you*

*Do NOT send me a friend request if you have "DJ", "420" or "69" in your screen name...*

*I don't give a fuck about your lounge*

*I always rate 10's or 11's, so if you get something lower than that it was an accident*



and now back to my about me...

Name: Andria

...but don't call me Andria or I'll be forced to stick a spork in your eye. Only a few select people get to call me that.

Age: 36

OMG! I'm 36? WTF??? Shit, I'm old, over the hill, ancient...

Sign: Virgo

...and male Virgos will be called "Mangos" tee-hee... You probably don't get that, but if you truly, honestly, no shitting me do understand it, then you are officially awesome!

Location: Spokane, WA

Been here for almost 13 years now. It's not too bad. I miss home sometimes... What sucks is that "home" is Wisconsin. Who in their right mind would miss Wisconsin???

Kids: YES!

I have 4 beautiful, amazing, smart, pain in my ass kids.
Jacinda is my brainiac, and she's 17.
Darren is my little man, my only boy, and he's 16.
Bailey is my drama queen, and she's 11.
And last, but not least, Chloe, my baby, she's 8.

This is why I'm hot...

* I have really pretty eyes, and I'm not ashamed to say so *
* I have hair that some women would kill for *
* I have a killer smile, even though my teeth are crooked and weird *

This is why I'm not...

* My attitude stinks sometimes, I'm such a pessimist *
* I don't have the stereotypical "perfect body", I've had 4 kids and it shows *
* I've got super low self-esteem :( *

Miscellaneous Crap:

* I smoke a lot *
* I don't drink very often *
* I love to be on the computer *
* I used to love talking on the phone, but not so much anymore *
* I'm very open-minded *
* I used to not care what people thought of me, but now I am extremely self-conscious *
* I honestly don't have much of a life, can you tell? *
* Oh yeah, and I'm a really really really big dork :) *