Just in case you were wondering, I try to start the new year at Christmas. There is less pressure, don't have to remember the year changing and all of that. Besides, after Christmas, the whole year is pretty well shot!!
I am here for several reasons, but first of all to praise Porky Pig's version of "Blue Christmas" ~ so heartfelt and honest, yet RFOLLMAO!!!! I love politically incorrect humor, I was raised on it. I think people need to TUFF THE EFF UP! Find the off switch. Life is short and complex. Laughing is our only defense mechanism. Try it!
That being said, I truly believe that this song may be one of the greatest ever, perhaps edging out the workers in the Chinese restaurant on "Christmas Story"... You know - "FaRaRaRaRa - RaRaRaRa!" Brings a tear to your eye doesnt it?
That is just allergies.
OK, now for some insignificant meanderings...
My cat wishes he could live inside my printer
My bird can do a perfect imitation of my cordless vacuum
It's a complete bitch to be me sometimes
The best part about Christmas without the grandsons is the time off work and my DVR stockpile
I am completely lost - well almost!- using my new iMac
My job is becoming nearly overwhelming
I am glad my family is far away - most of the time...
I think my friends & family on FUBAR are the best people anywhere, and it seems all so miraculous sometimes.
I am grateful for all my FU friends & family
I am blessed in many ways
God has played several cruel jokes on me so far
When you first meet me I seem a great guy, but after getting to know me, you won't be able to stand me...
I know how to post in HTML, but I refuse to do it idk why
Sometimes I am overcritical of my photos...
Maybe myself too
I am so glad I have learned that I DON'T know everything!
What does it say about me that my longest non-family ongoing relationship is 27 years - the age of my pet cockatiel!
It is hard to adjust while moving around the country
I hope I never have to move again
I love my home and neighborhood
Once I am home, I seldom go back out
No fabulous women are going door to door looking for guys like me! Damn the bad luck!
All of the "live" women I know see me as a friend & confidant
Most of them are in relationships
I get a lot of hugs
I never get passion
I miss passion terribly
I spend too much time on computers
I will probably be blind soon - another joke from above?
Why do you think I got a 24" monitor!!! :)
Flat panel HDTV is almost in my price range
I need a huge one for when I have my glasses off
Sometimes I just want to be heartless and rude
That is so opposite my nature
I still have hope for our collective future
I believe everyone should turn off TV news
Too many people are afraid of everything
Too many people are afraid of nothing
There is not enough worry in me to worry about all the stuff the "experts" say I need to worry about
What? Me worry? (RIP Alfred E. Neuman)
Sometimes I am disgustingly cheerful
I use too many words
People confide in me
I know TMI about a bunch of people
If women tell me about their sex life, does that mean they think I am gay?
I hope they never stop telling me! :)
I do worry about friends & family
I think there are many fine people on FUBAR
I am lucky that some of them are friends
Never would have met any of you in the outside world
Is it by chance or is it kismet?
Chatting with my friends is a favorite pastime
I have not been naughty this year
Does that mean I have been nice?
I have had to deal with a lot of anger this year
That is good, that means I have not internalized it
Captain Psycho hurt me deeply
Many others bring me joy
I met a lot of small children this year - it is a good year
Small children remind me of my grandsons
Children are the only truly honest people left in the world
I can make them smile and giggle
That makes me smile and giggle
I hope VV calls me while I am off
I am so glad Dori came by
I hope she comes back like she said she would
It is nice to have a live human sanity check once in awhile
I thought by my age I would have the answers to the universal questions. What really happened was I forgot the questions!
Who knew I would have to buy a back scratcher!
I can use a human back scratching AHHHHHHH!
I think this is getting too long, everyone will be waiting for the punch line...
There is no particular deep meaning to the randomness of this
I want to wish all my friends & family a very, very Merry Christmas!
I hope we become better acquainted
Anybody just stop by? Welcome!
My gift to you all would be happiness and good health. And friendship.
Peace on earth
Goodwill to all
But I'll have a BBBBBBBblue BB bB bb BB bb blue Christmas!
Hugs
me
