1. why do newscasters always have weird mouths? look at one next time you are watching the news.
2. i hope the sex tape i made once doesnt end up on the interent along with my stack of nudie pics.
3. do you really have to use toothpaste when you brush your teeth?
4. is underwear really necessary?
5. have you ever noticed when you are really high the longer you stare at someone the uglier they get?
6. my eyebrows are perfect.
7. italian men are hot. (;))
8. im bored.
