When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and Said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde." Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. I said to my wife, “It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to “go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde”, and she would “make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV”. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life Crisis.......
