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45 Year Old · Female · From Chicago, IL · Invited by: 1365904 · Joined on November 27, 2007 · Relationship status: Married · Born on July 14th
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45 Year Old · Female · From Chicago, IL · Invited by: 1365904 · Joined on November 27, 2007 · Relationship status: Married · Born on July 14th
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First off, I am NOT here looking for a boyfriend, or a guy to hook up or have drinks with. I will not meet anyone from this website unless I already know you in the real world, so don't waste your time trying. I'm here mainly to chat with friends of mine that have accounts here or to pass time at work.

I'm an Office Manager for a printing company downtown about block from the Sears Tower, been doing the office job thing since 1995 (I think). Before that I went to college for my EMT/Paramedic certification and worked for the fire department for a few years, but had to quit that career after a couple nasty car accidents fucked my back up. So now I sit at a desk. Not a bad gig as far as office jobs go though, got my own office where I can jam my heavy metal all day and the owner of the company thinks my tats are cool, so can't really complain. :-) I also recently started working as an Assistant Promotions Manager for Hardyman Productions, i'm very excited to be promoting again!! Music is pretty much my life. I can't remember the last time I turned on the TV cause I prefer to have music on at all times. I go to shows at least 3-5 nights a week on average, been at it for close to 10 years now and never get tired of it and probably never will. My most prized possession is my 80 gig ipod (thank you Jason!), The most ingenious invention ever to come about in my lifetime. My entire music collection at my finger tips, it's a dream come true!! When i'm not at work or at a show then i'm home chillin with my many pets... my dog Jazz, 85 pound English Pointer... 125 gallon aquarium with 2 10" red eared slider turtles, a 12" pleco and another 4" pleco, convict cichlid, green terror cichlid and red tailed shark... 30 gallon aquarium with a HUGE goldfish, i'd guess he's about 8" long, 6" high, 1-2" thick ~ BIG boy!! And of course there's the box turtle, she's 35 years old and roams around the apartment with the dog. :-)

45 Year Old · Female · From Chicago, IL · Invited by: 1365904 · Joined on November 27, 2007 · Relationship status: Married · Born on July 14th
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*MY PETS* I have my own personal zoo at home, see the 'About Me' section. I recently had to put my cat Scamps to sleep, R.I.P. buddy...

*420*... Need I say more???

*TATTOOS* Just got my sixth tattoo, see the pics. ;-)

*MOVIES* DEATH RACE, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Boondock Saints, Goodfellas, Devil's Rejects, Grandma's Boy, True Romance, Crank, the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Blow, Mallrats, Clerks, Dogma, Friday, Next Friday, Almost Famous, Empire Records, Ace Ventura, Sin City, American Beauty, Half Baked, The Terminal, Dead Man on Campus, Goodfellas, Superbad, pretty much every 80's movie...

*TV* THE SHIELD!!! Vick Mackey is my hero. Tentative.gif Got hooked on those damn Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, I Love New York shows too. Other than that I don't really watch TV. I will almost always prefer to listen to music over staring at the TV...

*BOOKS* My favorite authors include Dean Koontz, Mary Higgins Clark, James Grisham and Robert Sanford... My favorite book so far is "Helter Skelter", about Charles Manson, BAD ASS book if you can stomach it.
Music
*MUSIC* I'm a HUGE music fan, mostly metal. I love nothing more than going to live shows and listening to great music. I'm HUGE into heavy metal bands with female singers, Kittie, Otep, Flyleaf, In This Moment, etc. My favorite type of music is metal, my top 10 bands right now (the list is constantly changing) have to be KASTASYDE, MINISTRY, FEAR FACTORY, STATE OF THE UNION, MAGGOT TWAT, THE BRAINCHIGGERS, NINE INCH NAILS, PANTERA, KORN and MUSHROOMHEAD. They fucking ROCK!!! I also like Slayer, Avenged Sevenfold, Skank, Skinny Puppy, Wumpscut, Napalm Death, Deftones, Hatebreed, Hellyeah, Incubus, Killswitch Engage, KMFDM, Meshuggah, No Doubt, No One, Nonpoint, Orgy, The Prodigy, Relative Ash, Powerman 5000, Dope, Down, Skrape, Static-X, Slipknot, Snot, SOiL, Soulfly, Superjoint Ritual, System of a Down, Evanescence, 311, the list goes on and on... Local bands I love, although several of them are broken up but are still my favorites are, CRASH POET, Taxi War Dance, Burning Autumn, the Brainchiggers, Shades of Fiction, The Shizit, Marazene, Chicken Lab, Cyrus, The Pimps, Inn Cinema, Beneath Me, i'm sure i'm missing some...
Video Games
Ok I generally REALLY hate video games, BUT I was recently introduced to Rock Band and that was pretty fucking cool, have to admit. :-)

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    Today is"SEXY FRIEND" day and baby you know you are sexy! Send this to all ur sexy friends (even me) if you get:1 - you're ugly2 - ok3 - damn4 - wow5 - fine6 - sexy as HELL7 -"friendship with benefits" cute8 -"rip my eyes out" you're too hot9 - define"hit that"I better get this backTHIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! !Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You)You might send it to your enemies as well!It'll really make them stop & Think!!!If you don't receive this back,nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!If you receive this back 1 time, open up!Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends.If you receive this back 2 times.You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself.That's cheating!

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    YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!F.U.C.K. Stands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise me we'll F.U.C.K. forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C.Ks are. 9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn, I'm lucky! -lol- Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - people feel sorry for you CryGet 2 back - You have a couple true friends Tongue outGet 3 back - You're alright SmileGet 4 back - Your loved SmileGet 5 back - Your adored KissGet 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity Surprised....mmmm Yum!

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  • ChuggyKelly
    THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! !Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You)You might send it to your enemies as well!It'll really make them stop & Think!!!If you don't receive this back,nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!If you receive this back 1 time, open up!Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends.If you receive this back 2 times.You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself.That's cheating!If you receive this back 3 times, You're a good friend.

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  • plush safeKelly
    thanks and have a great week!

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  • millboyKelly
    THANK YOU FOR THE ADD SEXY!

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  • millboyKelly
    THANK YOU FOR THE ADD SEXY!

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  • Someone ⇒ Kelly
    glad u like hun :-P

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  • ChuggyKelly
    OFFICIALLY CLAIM YOU! TODAY IS CLAIM TO A SEXY BABE DAY! SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE SEXY! INCLUDING ME IF U THINK THAT I AM! 3 BACK YOUR ALRIGHT, 5 BACK YOUR HOT, 7 BACK YOUR DAMN SEXY!!

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    Happy Hump Day!!! :D:D:D
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    hahaha, Merry Christmas!!! :D

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