OKAY OKAY SO LOTS OF GIRLS ARE ASKING ME HOW IM GETTING IN SHAPE.
WELL YOU CANT JUST STAND THERE!
YOU CANT JUST SIT THERE!
AND YOU DEFINITLY CANT LAY AROUND
ITS TIME FOR METAL AEROBICS! HAHAHA. SO PUT ON SOMETHING THAT RULESSSSS..... SUCH AS DANZIG.....
THEN STRETCH YOUR ASS OFF! OR ELSE YOU WILL GET HURT LIKE MY DUMB ASS DID.
YOU NEED TO DO A LOT OF JUMPING AROUND AND ROCKING OUT. BUT YOU ALSO NEED TO DO SOME INTERVALS WITH WEIGHTS!
NO ONE SAID THIS WAS GUNNA BE EASY. BUT JUST THINK HOW MUCH LIGHTER YOUR GUITAR WILL FEEL AFTER THIS
I LIKE TO WIN. SO I NEED A STRONG CHEST TO KICKASS AT ARM WRESTLING. DO THIS. EVEN CHICK ONES WORK... TOO MUCH STRAIN ON MY BACK TO DO THE HARD ONES RIGHT NOW!
... AND 1000, PHEW IM KEEPING IT EASY TODAY!
BE SURE TO COOL DOWN! OR ELSE YOU CAN GET HURT! AGAIN, LIKE MY STUPID ASS DID. IF I DO THIS REAL LONG MAYBE I WILL SEE JIM MORRISON!!! ....OH YEA ......IM SOBER. BUT HIGH ON ADRENALINE.. WOOT WOOT.... SLAYER! HAHAHAHA
LAST BUT NOT LEAST DONT FORGET TO TAKE A FRIKKIN BREAK! JUST DONT RUIN IT WITH SUGARY BITCH DRINKS. PUCKER UP SOURPUSS. ROCK ON!
GOOD LUCK! SERIOUSLY I HAVE BEEN WRITING A LOT OF WOMEN BACK ABOUT TIPS AND SHIT SO IF YOU HAVE ANY "REAL" QUESTIONS LEMME KNOW... LOL
ROCK ON!