What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
Why are vibrators better than men?
Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don't have to do their laundry!
Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like....Teeth.
You ignore them - you lose them.
They say women are the foundation of the society...
but you need a man to lay them..
And the story goes on....
but can you do without them ?
