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BROWN SUGA1 SEXY LADY's blog: "me"

created on 05/28/2007  |  http://fubar.com/me/b86564

A THUG'S LIFE

A THUG’S LIFE I come alive when the soles of my Nike Airs Touch down on the concrete. It’s time to get that money, I’ve got the wind beneath my feet. No fear in my heart, Ice water in my veins. Walking through the shadows of darkness, I feel no pain. This game is all that I live for, Yet my conscience calls out for so much more. No friends, only potential enemies, My mind is constantly at war. Looking over my shoulder, never knowing what to expect. Relying on this piece of steel, tucked in my dip, to keep these haters in check. The women, they love my gangsta, when they hear my name ringing on the block. It’s amazing what some people will do, scheming and plotting to take my spot. I’m getting tired of the rat race, Living life at a fast pace. I need to find a way out, Before I wind up catching a case. Niggas might not understand, But it’s time for me to be my own man. My life is passing me by, I gotta come up with a plan. I’m willing to accept all of the consequences, Letting my actions speak louder than words. Seeing the pain in my mother’s eyes, A cold feeling she surely doesn’t deserve. I’m filled with the worst self-hatred, Resenting the man that I’ve become. The guilt keeps me humble, Because I understand that what is done is done. In my heart, I’m looking for a change, but my soul is consumed by all the scars. On my knees, I pray to God, Hoping that he frees me from these mental bars. This Is A Thug’s Life

A Simple Bitch

A simple bitch is someone you met through somebody else. * A real bitch is someone you knew from back in the day and we still kickin it now! A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in. A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out. * A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked A simple bitch tells you she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. * A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. * A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed on a clubnight! A simple bitch seeks to talk with you about your problems. * A real bitch seeks to take care of your all your problems, rather it be a gun, a knife, whatever will take a fucka out. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. * A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name, he's birthday, where he live, who he related to, what kinda car he drive, where he work, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches trying to holla at him right now! A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real bitch lets you know that was fucked up but we still girls. A simple bitch expects you to always be there for them. * A real bitch knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect shit. A simple bitch reads this e-mail relize that she is a simple bitch and then deletes it. * A real bitch pass this to her real bitches without thinking about it. Pass this to all your real bitches .... if you don't get it back that's because you mailed it to a simple bitch! Let your bitches know they are more then just some simple bitch (Repost)

"She Was Pushed"

“SHE WAS PUSHED” Body: About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn’t submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead’s body, her neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell… They believed them. Fact: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out an ran to his computer to repost it, He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hors later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off If you don’t relay this tradey saying “She was pushed” or “They pushed her down a sewer” Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you’ll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you (repost)

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COO KOO CLOCK

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said ........."Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

THE GIRL AND THE COP

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him."Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?""Yes, he sure did,"chuckled the cop.The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

THE RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand goes in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge!" Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs. $45.00 The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS

LEGS BEHIND YOUR HEAD...

Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing home residents. They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her Husband had come to the nursing home. The other woman said that her sex life was great! "The secret to great sex is this," the woman told her, "when my husband is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lay on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night!" Ethel says, "I'm going to try that tonight!" When Ethel's husband is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes. Although it's a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can't move. It's not too long before her husband comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, her husband yells "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!"

HARLEM

street corner conversation while hands make exchanges bodegas bustling fire escape carpet dusting hot peas and butter salsa lovers determined single mothers hopeful kids home before dark play in cement parks while a neighbors dog barks empty viles and cigar filling left from a cypher now gone escaping from things they haven't done wrong twisting fingers braid woolen hair while girls play double dutch jumping in pairs as a pastor bids farewell Rene Velez Copyright ©2006 Rene Velez

EVENING

hear the night roar stars set the same as the life before a velvet plumb yet she comes fingers numb from the daylight slumber i look she seems younger since i can remember in her eyes i wonder shine quietly shine for me allow me to be in my soul she is free she is wisdom equal with nature she is my savior but time is greater Rene Velez Copyright ©2006 Rene Velez
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