BURG's blog: "me"

A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home
Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
you
are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of
their skimpy tee shirts. It is impossible not to look.


When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No'  and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having
sex
with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three
times
just yesterday, and most likely again as soon as i come up with more wallets.