BURG's blog: "me"

A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home
Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
you
are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of
their skimpy tee shirts. It is impossible not to look.


When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No'  and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having
sex
with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three
times
just yesterday, and most likely again as soon as i come up with more wallets.

I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not an asshole

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you,
instead of at a club


I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry if I start not being there, and being used as a door mat,
only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around

I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your bf with another girl and told you about it,
I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry that i cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always bitch and bitch to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're bitching, maybe look up to see who you're bitching to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.