> A USMC SNIPER WAS REALLY GOOD AT HIS JOB. THIS SNIPER HAD A METHOD, HE WOULD
> YELL OUT SOME INSULT AT THE ENEMY AND WHEN SOMEONE STOOD UP TO YELL
> BACK, BANG! ONE LESS INSURGENT!
> AFTER EVERY MISSION THE COMPANY COMMANDER WOULD ASK, "CORPORAL, HOW MANY
> INSURGENTS DID YOU SHOOT TODAY?"
> ON THIS PARTICULAR DAY, WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE KILL NUMBER, HE REPORTED, "FIVE
> KILLED AND ONE LET GO." "ONE LET GO!"
> ROARED THE CO! "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, YOU LET ONE GO?"
> "WELL SIR, REPLIED THE CORPORAL, I YELLED OUT OSAMA IS A HOMOSEXUAL! THEN THIS
> BIG INSURGENT STOOD UP AND YELLED BACK, HILLARY IS A BITCH!"
"SIR I JUST COULDN'T SHOOT A FELLOW REPUBLICAN!"
