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Man calls 911 says he's too drunk to drive

Cambria,NY - Authorities say 33-year old western New York man calls 911 and reports that he was too drunk too drive.
The Niagara County Sheriff's Office tells Buffalo's YNN cable television news that the Lockport resident was driving on a rural road in the neighboringtown of Cambria last Wednesday night when he called emergency dispatchersto report he was drunk and didnt want to drive any farther because he didnt want to hurt anyone.
Deputies found him in his car a short time later and arrested him after he failed a field sobreity test.
Police say he had a blood-alcohol content of .15 precent nearly twice the legal limit for driving while intoxicated. He was charged with DWI.