"Man-Bear-Pig Person Replaces Jesus"
Category: News and Politics
Please.....sit down.
I don't want to be responsible for any broken hips, legs, dislocated shoulders or other common injuries that can result from a collapse or fall.
Yes, folks....the headline is true. The Libtards in San Fanny-sissy-co have spoken. Al Gore is to replace Jesus.
This is not a joke. New hotel chains are opening up as we speak in Libbyland Central, and you will no longer find a traditional American copy of the Gideon Bible in the traditional American nightstand. (Which, by the way, Mr. Oh-So-Fucking-Smart-Hotel-Entrepreneur, I read EVERY TIME I stay in a hotel or motel. And I'm NOT a Pauline Christian!!!)
Instead, you may now heed the words of the New Age Prophet himself, Mr. Man-Bear-Pig Person, by intently studying the manic scribbling of his third-grade coloring book caricature, "An Inconvenient Goof".
I'd rip man-made global warming and Al Bore a new asshole right now....but I'm in a state of shock. Oh, and busy looking up all the KOA Campground sites in Northern California SINCE I WILL NEVER STAY IN A HOTEL IN THAT FUCKING STATE AGAIN!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRR............
Dumbasses. You dumbassed sons-of-bitches. You dipshits just don't get it. YOU CAN'T FORCE YOUR FUCKING INSANITY ON US!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............
I would like to invite my California readers, when staying at your next hotel or motel in the lovely Fruitcake State, once you have finished up your 2-minute, lukewarm, environmentally friendly shower.....once you've consumed your appertifs of Soylent Green, granola, and squirrel food and washed it down with a pint of recycled sweat under the dim-light of your solar chandelier....and your ass starts a'flexing with that natural bowel movement that all that generic and shitty-hippy-rabbit-food seems to blast out of your ass every time you attempt to consume it.....when your toilet paper dispenser has locked up and won't let you use more than one square of shit-paper to wipe your butt with....and the red warning lights are flashing alerting the front office to your "non-Green bowel movement" so they can call the Man-Bear-Pig Police to come write you up a "Global-Warming-Denier Ticket".....consider using the pages of "An Inconvenient Truth" instead.
I hear it's over 500 pages long.
