Claymore's blog: "Making it right"

A friendship by chance A meeting by chance it appeared But was not Thoughts fo meaningles tryst I forgot The purest of spirits Has scripted this plot Now strong grows our friendship In heaven begot But how much and how deep Could at first not be seen Only now can I glimpse What this friendship might mean Poems and music And vision and dreams Our voices, our silence In landscapes of green The flower of love Is the harvest we might reap Together we’ll laugh And together we’ll weep We’ll unlock and unfold And then cherish and keep The mystery that dwells In our friendship so deep

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor thats full O' coos Sharn" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.) The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you". The Scotsman man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

An Englishman and a Scotsman are driving head on, at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Scotsman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of sherry. He hands the bottle to the Englishman, whom exclaims " May the Scots and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony". The Englishman then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Scotsman, whom replies: "No, thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here".

You came into my life And with you came light; A light so strong and warm. Now you are gone, And day has become night. Darkness pervades, And I am alone. Oh, for a candle To drive back the night And help me see again, The world in all its glory. But alone I remain, And blackness surrounds As I come to realise, You shall not return.

Making it right You've forgotten what it is you want yet you still work hard to get it you've become a prisoner of someone else schemes Something inside has been gone for far too long, and you can't remember where you left it It's in there, you can find it, make up your mind you've been on your own, so long now all you feel is lonely Imitation love is the only love you know But, theres a part of you Thats the heart of you That makes you a one and only somewhere along the way your heart slipped away like a theif in the night, somewhere along the way you lost your heart somehow you can find it give it a brand new start make it right.