If you want to know something ask. If you don't like the answer that's your fault for asking. If I don't like the question, don't expect an answer.

You cannot stereotype who I am, and do not even think you can get to know me overnight.

Favorite Quotes:

"Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb."
Sir Winston Churchill

"The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is running out of limbs!"
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"That sounds like a retarded Mexican Sasquash. Shut it off!"
-Sarge from Red vs. Blue

"And shepards we shall be, for Thee my Lord for Thee. Power has swiftly descended forth from Thy hand. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patris. Et fili. Espiritu santi."
-The Boondock Saints

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin

"Last time we mixed politics with religion, people got burned at the stake."

"A time will come when a politician who has willfully made war and promoted international dissension will be as sure of the dock and much surer of the noose than a private homicide. It is not reasonable that those who gamble with men's lives should not stake their own."
H. G. Wells

"A commander with an indominable spirit can make a soldier's heart burn like fire."
Walter from Hellsing

"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference."
Elie Wiesel

"The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings - words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. "
Stephen King

Me: I have a question...
Crackhead: Oh Jesus!

"Diabetes is a sugar imbalance, YOU are an estrogen Molotov cocktail."
-Christopher Titus-

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
- Douglas Adams

"The study of statistics can lead to converting to Christianity."
-Jordan

"Reality is messy and unreliable."
-Dr. McFatter