I hate them now...what the goddamned hell happened to them? Remember when they used to be fucking fun? I do. Nowadays, there's gotta be some kind of fifteen hours of movie-quality video sections for any of them to catch the Ritalin generations and wow them. Soopah k3w1 grafix, man! Look at the pretty fucking texturing! Wow!!!!111!1!1^^ The producers obviously lined up for one big happy circle jerk when they were done with THAT one!!! And what the HELL is it about having a goddamned STORYLINE?!?!?! What candyass came up with that stupid shit idea??? Like I want to sit and listen to some whining bitch tell me all about how his poor father was killed by the pirate king for his "booty" right before I STOMP HIS FACE IN? NO! Depending upon my own mood, two or three words...Double Dragon or River City Ransom, motherfuckers! Okay maybe that was more than two or three, you twisted pedantic semantics-counting fucktards...and maybe some Mortal Kombat while you are at it with gut-spewing fatalities...and Street Fighter 2...but I tell you, there are a couple of the femme fighter games I can stomach (barely) just because of the bouncing, semi-clad boobs...these would be made so much better if people would just stop bitching about nudity and let the damn tits fly though...better yet, a pube yank or three...nothing makes a chick fight like a damn good pube yank. Racing games where you "get to know the character behind the wheel of the car you choose?" WHO CARES! Spiffy cut scenes of the vehicle spraying gravel all over their opponents, maybe. "After the race interviews?" FUCK OFF... First person shooters with cut scene videos showing protracted PC scenes of killers who cry at the sight of blood because they are tired of spilling it? Screw that... Give me DOOM... And don't get me even started on Final Fantasy...which turned into a haven for fucktards when it joined the MMORPG legions with X!1111! or whatever. The old games were so goddamned cool, even if you did have to wade through a fucking storyline to get to the good shit. Now it's all about the pregenerated, trite "storyline enhanced with video clips" formula, and fucking idiots who meet total strangers online and think they are their best friends and lovers when they don't really know them at all. But shit, I digress there... I don't give one flying fuck about all the super extra goodness to all these new video games and I don't think that because of the better graphics these new generations of games have improved. No, they haven't improved at all...