Zius Lit's blog: "My Short Stories"

"Omg I was being chased by a cow who was working for a bear that killed my friend, the dragon!!!!!" Tino said to the lords of past.  I was mindin my own business, flying with my jet pack on lookin hella good and shit *teeth sparkles** When Wham!!!! BOOOM!!!! there's this cow skiing, on the water shooting his milk at me!!!!! I so got milked! I mean I didn't even know cows knew how to ski!!! So I turned my thrusters on and was like WOOOOOOM!!! and was gone to the nearest piece of land I could find. I thought I  was safe. That was, until I climbed the hill of destiny. Right on the other side was an army of Mad Cows with black bandannas Led by the Infamous Teddy Bear Senior!
He leaped at me with awesome strength! His band of Mad Cows quickly following his lead. I couldn't help myself and smirk as I saw it. The Cow jumped over the moon!! At Least It looked like they did.  Teddy Landed harsh in front of me, kicking up piles of dirt and unleashing a storm of dust in the air. His Mad Cows falling in behind him, like silent fairies, undetected. I pulled out my Long stick that transformed into a long butchers Knife. Well I guess it would be a sword now, and not a knife. Anyways. Teddy only smiled. He slowly raised his arms as if he were going to flick me off and with a SHING! Two even longer blades shot out of the top part of his paws!!
I studied the blades. Wolverine With only one long fucking claw, I thought to myself. Thats when he rushed me. I barely had time to bring my blade up as he sliced through the sky towards me. The loud sound of blades clashing echoed throughout the Night bringing with it the eerie chill of pending death. Someone was gonna die tonight. And I hoped it was the Cows, because I was starving.
Teddy Bear Senior put up an amazingly good fight Nicking me in the arm. Draining alot of the energy out of me. He came at me with vicious strikes, with evil intent and death on his mind. His black beady eyes glistened in the moonlight as he came down for a finishing blow. I rolled out the way just in time. And came at him with a forward trust. He caught it at the last moment but not before I cut his side. The cottonness blood began to flow out of the sporadic wound. I saw him weakening, and smelled victory.
Then everything went dark. I rolled away, in pain and agony at the sharp pressure on my head and back. Vertigo was coming and I fought it with everything I had. I rose slowing, but returning to the scene I had almost left. It was the Mad cows that stood in front of Teddy Bear Senior. I had been hit by them.
I let my rage take me. To fill me up! whipping the blood from the back of my head. I could feel the tingling sensation in the arm that held the butcher sword. The sword called Cow Slaughter. They came at me like the devil in the night. I could barely see their moments in this light. I caught one that appeared behind in the gut, pulling the blade up, untill the cow was two. Another came, but I easily parried the attack and quickly disposed of him. The horde began rushing me in every direction, but they were no match for the deadly precision of my Cow Slaughter Blade! More came, and met its tip. I was lost in the dance of destruction, as cow heads rolled on the ground, and potential pork chops and beef lay Slaughtered by my blade ready to be cooked. God I was hungry. I turned to meet the last Cow when a sharp Pain entered my entire system. I felt weak. I could feel life draining from me. What was happening this time. I figured it had to be my hunger that was gnawing at my very senses. Then, I looked down and saw the tip of a blade protruding out of my stomach, as quickly as I saw it, it was gone, yanked from the home of my belly. I fell to my knees. So weak. quickly fading... Teddy Bear Senior stood over me with a smirk on his face.  He was finally the sole survivor. He had won where I had lost. I looked up at him, as he sharpened his blades on each other. Rubbing off the blood that fell from its tip. The blood that came from my body. It was over. I had lost.. Teddy raised his blade to end it when I raised my own in unison, and struck it right home in his through his cotton and into his program box. We both lay there dying and I smiled. Best story ever... MoOOOOooO! What, it can't be.....
I looked deep down within myself and gathered more strength.  My necklace!! I forced myself to focus. I had to get to it. My necklace contained a special liquid call tizzinite.  Healing from the goddess Tey. With extreme difficulty I grabbed it, blood dripping slowly down my arm, out my chest. I bit down as I felt the mysterious power envelope me. It was working! I felt my strength returning, my wounds knitting itself back together. I jumped up to meet the remained cow! Man I was hungry, and I wanted bacon! The cow startled tried to run. But I was on him like a bee in a hornets nest. He was no match for me. I took one to the face leaving a hoof mark before I struck home to his chest. He mooed in agony, as I ripped it away and he fell to the ground. I stood the huffing and puffing. Beaten up badly but no longer fallen. I was told the journey to the mighty Tey would be a hard one...... And hell I loved it all the more!! Tino lifted into the skies with the moon to his back and shoot forward with tremendous speed leaving a jet stream and pork chops in its' wake.

Written by: X'es Evol'i