FIRST THINGS FIRST; I AM TAKEN! HAPPILY! T-A-K-E-N

If you want to know anything about me, read my blogs. They say a lot!
Im outgoing, outspoken, perverted and offensive. I love music, painting, graphic design, my son, local metal, cuddling, my friends, and unfortunately Im addicted to myspace!
I have rules...
1) PICKS ARE FOR PUSSIES (Unless you're a guitarist)
2) Standard tuning is for pussies!
3) The right piercings and tattoos on the right guys... *licks lips* sexy
4) If you cant handle someone thats goofy and FUN get outta my way!
5) My son = my life. Deal with it or back off.
6) Bluntness... I live by it, if you want sugar coating, Im not the one you wanna be looking to for... ANYTHING!

I dont embarrass easily. Like I said Im perverted, so my friends have all experienced the random "Jess outbursts of perversion". Y'know, sitting in front of the tv watching whatever and a commercial comes on for wresteling and I see... oh say... JEFF HARDY and I randomly yell "ID FUCK HIM HARDER THAN HE'S EVER BEEN MAN-HANDLED!" So dont expect polite convo. Lol, just playing, Im not rude by any means. My theory is You must give respect to get respect and DONT GIVE ME AN ATTITUDE UNLESS I GIVE YOU A REASON TO!