I've always wanted to start one of these silly games, so let's see how well this one flies ...
If you wanna be the secret lover of the person who posted this bulletin, send them a private message saying "me love you long time".
Then repost this bulletin with the title "who's my cherry lover?" If you don't repost this within 69 seconds, then you're love life will stop dead in its tracks.
Let the lovin begin!