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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ~Cindy Crawford
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner
A woman wears her tears like jewelry. ~Author Unknown
