PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This pre-booty call agreement (herinafter referred to as the Agreement) is entered into on the _______ day of __________, 2006, by ___________________, between ____________________ and ________________________.
-THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
-No sleeping over unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
-No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
-No calls before 9 PM we dont have shit to talk about.
-None of that lovemaking $hit only $ex allowed.
-No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this?
Do you love me?) The answer is no, so dont ask.
-No plans made in advance that is why you are called the backup, unless you are from out-of-town, then its only a one-time advanced arrangement.
-No calling each other friends with privileges! We are not friends.
-Calling out the wrong name during $ex is OK dont be offended.
-No extra clothing I dont want youre a$$ leaving anything behind when you leave.
-No falling asleep right after $ex its over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the f*ck home.
-Dont be offended if I dont ask if you enjoyed it I dont care.
-You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
-If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: My roommates girlfriend/boyfriend.
-Doggie style is the preferred position the reason is less eye contact, the better.
-No condoms, no f*cking. Carry your a$$ home.
-No phone use, please! dont want anyone calling back looking for you a$$.
Participating Party
Signature ___________________________
Date: ______________
Participating Party
Signature ____________________________
Date: _______________
